What you see here was the cover (edited for online), while the interior has the text:
During this season of hurried shoppers and last minute gift wrapping, we just wanted to remind you:
mistletoe is poisonous
and should only be used to steal kisses, not as a substitute for cranberries.
Please be safe this holiday season.
In case anyone has the same sort of morbid sense of humor I do, I’ve created a generalized version for you download as a print-ready PDF (2011 Holiday Card) and a desktop background sized for the iMac I currently use at work (2011 Holiday Background 2560×1440). If there is any interest in a smaller size let me know in the comments and I’ll see what I can do — though my schedule between now and Christmas is limited.
Happy Holidays everyone!